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Sunday 13 January 2008

Liverpool - European Capital of Culture?

So, Liverpool has been awarded the title of European Capital of Culture, 2008? Bollocks! So, them scallies in Liverpool think they are culture vultures all of a sudden? You're havin' a laugh mate. Have you ever met people from Liverpool? All they ever want to do is fight; they are idle losers with nothing else to do in life. You only have to look at the worst football disasters that ever happened in England, all involved Liverpool FC fans (twats). Now you might say it has a wonderful nightlife simply because you pulled some young bird with a mattress strapped to her back but what does that tell you about Liverpool’s female population?

Alright so the Beatles came from there, that doesn’t hide what a completely disgusting shithole the place actually is. You have got to see some of the urban decay there to believe it. In my experience, the only people who think Liverpool is a good city are the ones who were born there and even then a large subset of them think it’s a crap place.

Liverpool contains about as much culture as a slice of toast. London, Manchester, Birmingham... now they are some of the UK cities that one could consider. The only thing that Liverpool is good for is football and that’s only because the little runts have nothing else to do than play football (in between stealing hubcaps and shoplifting).

The real European Capital of Culture is London! You know it makes sense.

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