Alright my old Empire!

I'm just a bloke in London who happens to be dissatisfied and in need of a place to vent. The purpose of this place is to talk about things that happen in and around London (England). Often I may use official statistics and economic theory as evidence, most of the time I will just be talkin' out my own Elephant and Castle!

Note: If you have come here for a bit of Anneka Rice you have come to the wrong place.

Friday 8 February 2008

Greed + recession = Job cuts

Profit is the making of gain in business activity for the benefit of the owners of the business. An obvious way for an organisation to make more bees and honey is by reducing its expenses.

Experience curve effects are present in almost every industry and the first organisation that makes its way up the curve gains advantages over others within the industry. Early leadership means that the leader’s costs can be reduced relatively quickly to its competitors; that is one way that organisations get ahead and increase their profits. Continuous improvements of processes help organisations to frequently reduce average costs and stuff like that (economies of scale, etc).

The other obvious way to reduce expenses is through the reduction of labour – that’s why I didn’t find it much of a Thailand surprise to hear that insurance company Friends Provident cutting 600 jobs. The other companies are doing it too in the City of London. The paradox here is that when the fat cats keep doing this, just to make more pony, they set up long-term inconveniences for themselves. When a large firm carries out a reduction in headcount this leads to individuals, who do not manage to be re-employed elsewhere, becoming unemployed and dejected. When so many organisations do this it results in increasing levels of unemployment, thus decreasing the market that these firms provide services to. How does this affect the rest of society? A decline in tax revenue and an escalating number of unemployed individuals to support, this would place a greater burden on the state benefit system. A right pickle ain’t it?

The above scenario is a bit extreme really but it shows the problems these organisations contribute to when they prioritise monetary profit over ethical practise. Everybody wants to reduce costs; that’s how they make profit and the major players wanna split it between themselves (fixed earnings for their workers yet variable competitive earnings for the people at top). They have a strong incentive to be greedy and greed drives ‘em to be more greedy, a self feeding circle of greed. The greedier these big companies in London become the more we, the people, suffer. Something needs to be done. Instead of looking at just economic and accounting profit, they should also give a shit about social profit. In reality this situation is made more apparent with the looming recession, which makes only certain that Londoners need to brace themselves for job cuts. The Labour Government will obviously want the inflation rate to be below the threshold target so they won’t be complaining when loads of hard workers are turfed from their jobs.


This is a basic graph showing that whenever unemployment is low, inflation tends to be high. Whenever unemployment is high, inflation tends to be low. This inverse relationship between inflation and unemployment is called the Phillips curve, the “high” and “low” is all relative to the Non-Accelerating Inflation Rate of Unemployment (NAIRU) of the local economy, otherwise referred to as the natural unemployment rate. It’s only natural to offset inflation with unemployment.

There are many other ways to deal with inflation e.g. reducing demand pressures, cost push pressures and money supply pressures... but don’t hold your breath for anything pleasing. If you’re a Londoner working for a greedy employer and you think the organisation is not one of the few that will benefit from the current turmoil in the markets then you better start looking for another job. Good luck!

Sunday 3 February 2008

How to woo a lady

Konnie Huq is one fit bird - she's the one that presented that London Mayoral debate and whose babylons Borris was oogling over. Mind you, I was slobbering too.
I would love to take her out on a date so that I may woo her. I would take her for a drive around my manor, show her what a dump it is and let her expereince what it's like living in rabit hutch housing which one has to pay a bomb for so that she may sympathise. After giving her the tour around my local area I would then take her somewhere nice to eat, perhaps the McDonalds drive thru on Green Lanes (near Manor House) or perhaps I'll go slightly upmarket and take her for a romantic dinner for two at Pizza Hut. I would, at some point, present her with some flowers I would pick up from the flower pot that belongs to the old munter next door. Flowers always do the trick! After dinnner I would then give her a snog and tell her to come back to my yard for a bit of rumpy pumpy. After some the physical activites I would expect my bird to be tired, so I'll ready some hot pot noodle for her and then live happily ever after.